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101 Things Not to Say During Sex epub

by Patti Putnicki


101 Things Not to Say During Sex epub

ISBN: 0446395110

ISBN13: 978-0446395113

Author: Patti Putnicki

Category: Self-Help

Subcategory: Relationships

Language: English

Publisher: Grand Central Publishing (October 1, 1993)

Pages: 101 pages

ePUB book: 1129 kb

FB2 book: 1965 kb

Rating: 4.6

Votes: 161

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Patti Putnicki, Dusty Rumsey. A cartoon book whose title is self-explanatory. Each drawing features two pairs of eyes with the words in speech bubbles below. This is an adult book with one liners about sexual etiquette and behaviour.

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101 Things Not To Say During Sex. Random. K 24 2. by bbj921. 18. 21. (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo! 22. Do you get any premium movie channels? 23. Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! 24. (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! 25. Got any penicillin?

101 Things Not To Say During Sex.

Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! You're good enough to do this for a living! Is that blood on the . Did I mention my transsexual operation? I really hate women who actually think sex means something! Did you come yet, dear? Did I?

Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! You're good enough to do this for a living! Is that blood on the headboard? Did I remember to take my pill? Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere? I wish you'd let me put this bag on your head. That leak better be from the waterbed! I told you it wouldn't work without batteries! So, how's your mother? Did I tell you that I found this mattress on the side of the highway? If you quit smoking you might have more endurance. Did I mention my transsexual operation? I really hate women who actually think sex means something! Did you come yet, dear? Did I?

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In a janitor’s closet) And they say romance is dea. 7. A little rug burn never hurt anyone!

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Did I mention my transsexual operation? I really hate women who actually think sex means something! Did you come yet, dear? I'll tell you who I'm fanatasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about. I'll bet you didn't know I work for "The Enquirer".